Here’s a Freezy Fact for you: the third most popular search term to Freezy is Free Porn. Great. It takes a certain kind of someone to type that into Google in the hope of some costless erotica, I mean it’s not like it’s difficult to find. In fact I finder it harder to avoid than it is to find, but that’s because, having been friends with Ant for 10 years, I know where it’s all at.
Anyway, there’s none of that in this weeks fantastic Freezy Friday Giveaway, no siree bob, there is however, some free stuff for Mum’s, some stuff that’ll make you hair look nice and of course…
Free Babies Nappies
When you become a parent you get asked ‘Disposable or Reusable nappies?’ ‘Errm. Disposable’ you say. ‘OH MY GOD I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU. DID YOU KNOW THOSE NAPPIES GET PUT INTO LANDFILLS AND TAKE LONGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE KNOWN TO MANKIND TO ROT?’ says someone so you go ‘Oh ok, I’ll use reusable ones ‘OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO THICK. THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY YOU SPEND WASHING THEM IS WORSE THAN ANY AMOUNT THROWN INTO A LANDFILL YOU IDIOT.
You can’t win.
Until now.
Econappies are disposable ones that rot really quickly apparently. And, you can get yourself a ton of free samples too, which, let’s face it, is the best thing.
Just go to http://www.spiritofnature.co.uk/ and type ‘free sample’ into the search and pick the sizes you want. Free P/P too. Awesome.
Free Nappy Rash Cream
Now the danger of course of using different nappies is that they might give your baby nappy rash. Ouchie. But that’s ok, cos you can also get yourself some free Bepanthen just by carrying out a simple survey
http://www.bepanthen.co.uk/survey/index.php
Right, time for something a little more manly….
A Free Wilkinson Sword Razor
This is one of those simple ones. You fill in your details, they send you a free Razor. I got one of these last week and have to say I was impressed. Not quite the best a man can get, but pretty fine none the less.
http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/men/showroom/quattro_titanium_precision/sharp_shaver/sample
Ok, we’ve done something for the kids, something for the Dad’s… anyone feeling a bit left out?! Ok Mum’s…
Free Foot things…
I think you just have to send a SAE to the address and you get your free samples in the post. Supposed to be quite good too. I wouldn’t know, I am far too much of a man to use these. Anyone fancy a beer? Grrrr.
http://www.lookafteryourfeet.com/freeflexitol.htm
Free Mascara
Ok, just because the other one involved a bit of effort, I thought I would let you know about this one. If you’re out and about at the weekend, and you’re near your local Debenhams store, if you go to the Chanel counter and they will give you a free sample of their new mascara. Now, I buy Chanel stuff for my Mrs some time so if they give you 1g of free mascara, that’s worth roughly* £800.
Sorry, no link for this one…
*Estimating. Actual value may be considerably less.
Free Popping Candy
Remember this stuff from school? You out it on your tongue and you feel like there’s a mini South Ossetia right on your tongue. The sensation was horrible and the sweets were horrible but you still bought them, cos your mates bought them.
Well, so long as you don’t mind doing the whole subscribe/ unsubscribe thing, you can now get a packet of popping candy… for free! Oh my old school friends will be so jealous when they find out that I got this!!
http://www.shinyshack.com/freecandy.php
Right, that’s all for this week. Look out for more updates this week as we continue to tune the site. Just another reminder to set yourself up with some alerts for your area. This means you don’t have to keep checking back to see if there’s anything new in your area (although we would love to see you!)– we’ll E mail you as soon as it appears. Also means you won’t miss out one something you want as you’ll be the first to know.
Until next time…
Dave
http://freezy.co.uk/
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